Monday, October 12, 2009

:: How to wear a tampon? ::

Before proceed, please make sure you are age above 18 with SPM as your minimum education level or if you are below please make sure you are accompany by your parents/adults who are above age 18. The reason why I mentioned SPM as minimum because SPM holder will at least use their mind to think that what is SEX-Education and not having the perception as this post is something that intention to corrupt their mind. LOL!

I always wonder how tampon works and I always wonder how such a small object being inserted into our body (I mean strictly for women, unless guys want to try to stuck their ass hole with the tampon too WTF!). Frankly, me myself never tried on one as there is a lot of concerns on tampon in my mind such as:

1. Scared if the tampon cannot be removed after being placed inside?

2. How about if the tampon broken into half with the other half remain goggling inside the uterus?

3. How about if the string that supposes to be used to detach the tampon went inside, so how the hell we are going to remove the tampon? Using fingers to search for the tampon? WTF!!

4. How such a small cotton-bud can be used to absorb all the blood (few liters of blood) from our body?

5. What’s the point of wearing tampon? So we can suffer on the process of inserting/removing the tampon?

Abit naive and "kampung" is it for not knowing that alot of us wearing tampon just like eating rice. LOL! Ok, after further googling, I found this web informative on what’s tampon and how to wear it. And it provide online quiz too which help me to solve all the questions as above.

But even after reading all those, still yet to convince that I can use my own power to insert the tampon without any percentage of failure. DETTTT!! I still prefer to use sanitary pad! 200% safe! LOL! Anyway, I’m sharing this for your information (ladies) so you can utilize it to further examine.

This information is extracted from Young Womens Health and click this for the quiz which explains everything!

How do you insert a tampon?

You may be worried and nervous about using your first tampon. Talk to your mom or a friend who has used tampons. It is important to first learn how to use a tampon and then, just relax! The more you relax, the easier the insertion will be. When you are nervous, your muscles tense up, making insertion even harder. For your first time, you may want to try using a tampon when your menstrual flow is heavy; this should allow the tampon to glide in more easily. Choose the smallest size tampon for the first time. By following these simple guidelines, and those that come with your package of tampons, your first experience with tampons should be easy.

1. Sit or stand in a comfortable position. Some women prefer to place one leg on the toilet seat or tub, while others prefer to squat down. After you find a position that is most comfortable for you, hold the tampon with the fingers that you write with. Hold the middle of the tampon, at the spot where the smaller, inner tube inserts into the larger, outer tube. Make sure the string is visible and pointing away from your body.

2. With your other hand, open the labia (the folds of skin around the vaginal opening) and position the tampon in the vaginal opening. (See picture 1 below).

3. Gently push the tampon into the opening, aiming for the small of your back. Stop when your fingers touch your body and the applicator, or outer tube, is completely inside the vagina. (See picture 2 below).

4. Once the applicator or outer tube is inside of you, use your index finger to push the inner tube (the tube where the removal string is visible) through the outer tube. This pushes the tampon into the vagina.

5. Once the inner tube is all the way in, use your thumb and middle finger to remove the applicator or outer tube. (See picture 3 below). Make sure that the string hangs outside of the vaginal opening. Later, when you are ready to remove the tampon, hold the string and gently pull it downward until the entire tampon is out.

If the tampon is inserted correctly, you should not feel it. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you may have inserted the tampon incorrectly or the tampon may not be placed far enough into the vagina. If this happens, just remove the tampon and start again with a new tampon. Remember that practice makes perfect. If you don't get it on the first try, your second try will most likely be successful. Instead of getting frustrated and giving up, relax and try again!

P/S : Alternative usage, yes you can use it to handle nose-bleeding (by inserting it into your nose and it will absorb all your blood) provided your nose hole is as big as the tampon! LOL!

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  1. oh gawd... interesting... can i use tat for mah nosebleed? XD anyways... nanged ya post... and clicked ya ads... ^^

  2. dropping by from innit..nice post although the information won't be much of a use to us guys anyway..tampons for nose bleed is widely used for many teen movies like I love you beth cooper

  3. im curious, if a girl is a virgin, what'll happen if she wears a tampon?

  4. Kennee : hahahah! Thanks for the nang! Yes, VERY suitable for stopping the bleeding from your nose too! Eh, you think tampon cheap ah! You can sumbat your nose with normal cotton! Hehehhe!

    Eric lee : Hi, thanks for dropping by... Suitable for guys too, for knowing what is tampon. So you won't be using it to stop nose-bleeding! LOL!

    IkanStim : Answer for your question --> Using a tampon will not affect your virginity. The only way to lose your virginity is through vaginal intercourse (from

  5. mmmm, don't know what comment to write leh! but I guess it would be good info for your ladies readers! LOL!

  6. never used that before..prefer to use normal pad..

  7. Same goes with how to wear a condom...

  8. shucks , i am so innocent...wat is tampon usage?

  9. Gosh....i suppose i need to say thanks, since I never bothered before as to how it is inserted, since urmmmm i tak pakai! Good one on the nose comment! lolz

  10. Pete : Hei, good for guys too, so you'll know what is tampon, right?

    Wenn : Yalor, I also prefer pad..safer oh...

    Pikey : Hahahah! Please come out with a post "How to wear a condom for all of us ok?"

    Vialentino : Hahahaha! Tampon = sanitary pad..just the look and the usage way is different both serve the same purpose, to STOP THE BLEEDING!!

    Gratitude : Hahahah! Yeah! I do think someone use it to stop nose bleeding!

  11. 1st time here... and wow~ :) cool

  12. I never try it before and don't think I'm gonna use it either 'coz I'm worry it causes discomfort!

  13. ehhh i got the same question as ikanstim leh..u sure it wont affect virginity? but then again no ppl really cares abt virginity anymore lar nowadays...i heard it is very painful the 1st time WTF!!!! LOL....another question: tat tiny little cotton bud can absorb so much meh? and isnt it a little uncomfortable to have something stuck there the whole day? imagine one in ur asshole will walk like a duck all day ar :)

  14. oh this is so informative and look, all those that comment are guys!! haha.. well, if i were to use one, i think i will choose pad instead, just doesn't feel right with something inserted inside you right?? :p

  15. L² : Thanks for your visit! HOpe you enjoy the tampon..opsss....reading the tampon! hahahah!

    Dora : Hmmm, according to the guide, it wont cause you discomfort one. You will feel nothing ....

    Manglish : Hahahahah! You're damn funny la Manglish*! I think not suitable to suck inside ass hole because somebody might have bigger hole, and the tampon will popped out then...LOL!

    SK : Ya, I also think the same *even though never try before*..pad would be more comfy I think..

  16. is also good for vaginal exercise... thighten up!

  17. Ano : Tighten Up? I think it will loosen up our aheemmm ahemmm leh~ Heheheh!

    Kenwooi : Hahah! Informative to ladies, interactive to guys! LOL!

  18. Thanks for sharing informative information. Oh God, I am fed up of hearing that a tampon can take your virginity. That’s completely nonsense. Tampons are really great and made of rich cotton. They are really soft and safe. That’s really important that how you put a tampon on. Proper use or size of tampon is very necessary otherwise it will make you uncomfortable.
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