Friday, September 18, 2009

:: Post of the day ::

Nothing Special but something to laugh on..I got this fromsome spam mail escalated to my company's email. And it did make my day somehow! You know, facing computers 9 hours a day (working + lunch time) could make my brain sucks with all working stuff!

Come and laugh with me too! Ok, let's rehearse how to laugh before we proceed...
Are you ready?

Come...1st trial..
"Haha-haha-haha" <-- cannot....not sync at all! So fake!

2nd trial..
"Hahahahahaha" <-- cannot....too crazy..too long...normal people wont laugh that long ok! Unless you're crazy!

3rd trial..
"Hehehehe" <-- Hmmmmmm....not so convincing...

4th trial..
"WTF!! You go and die! :)" <-- Wow! I like this one! let's do this one! AHAHAHAHAHHAH! Opssss...WTF!! You go and die!! let's begin!

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again....

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR...... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!





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19 comments:

  1. Haha! Very funny! I like the advantages of having affair with married women - it rhymes!

    And the Adam and Eve are Chinese joke - so damn funny!

    And of course the difference between underwear and stage curtain - clever! : )

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  2. nice joke! i will say rofl! hahahahah! nanged u! want to read more about no nude in malaysia? nang this!

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  3. =.="
    ML one ar... =.="
    HAHAHAHAHA..

    i like this
    Q: Why are condoms transparent?
    A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

    HAHAHAHAHA..
    stupid.. =.="

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  4. I like the affair with married women one. Funny. Haha! :)

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  5. OMG! The snake one is even better! Haha!

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  6. Kuntong : Thanks for the nanging :)

    Foongpc : heheheh~ Glad you like it~ you did laugh right? :p

    iyouwe.info : Thanks... yeay! rofl is the best dude! Nanged you too!

    Dolly : I also like the transparent condom! It's like "can see, but cannot eat"! Hahahaha!

    manglish : Ok, proven you are CRAZY type! Uhhuhuhuhu!

    Huai Bin : Wah! For the famous HB, you should answer me " I like all!" heheheh!

    Taufulou : Ok! You are normal type =__="

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  7. I cracked a smile over the condom transparent joke! XDDDDDDDD

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  8. I find myself leaving your blog on coz you have awesome music. :)

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  9. haha..funny..left boob bigger than right? got to check..

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  10. hohoho alert! alert! sperms wanna take some good view also..alert! =P

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  11. you go and die... lmao =p
    wahahahhahahaha

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  12. lol. interesting! and funny!

    ps you're invited to comment on my post too =)

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  13. Hi Elaine, love the lat two, ha ha.
    Love your sense of humour too.
    Have fun, Lee.

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  14. Senghoo : Yeap, that's one of my the best too!

    Shelbybaby : Yeay! Fun baby!

    Huai Bin : Oh is it? Great to hear that...then stay longer la~ Okkayy??

    Wenn : Hmmmmm, how do you confirm? Spot check on.......=__="

    Yatz : WAKAKAKAKKA! U'r dam funny la~ ALERTTTT!! Yatz want to view sperm!!! Sim hoi Sim hoi!

    Fufu : WTF! You should not ask me go and die..you should go and die ler! =__="

    SJ : Wokkayyy~ will drop a comment soonn..tunnnguuuuuu!!

    Uncle Lee : Heheheh~ Thanks! You got one too!

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