Nothing Special but something to laugh on..I got this fromsome spam mail escalated to my company's email. And it did make my day somehow! You know, facing computers 9 hours a day (working + lunch time) could make my brain sucks with all working stuff!
Come and laugh with me too! Ok, let's rehearse how to laugh before we proceed...
Are you ready?
"Haha-haha-haha" <-- cannot....not sync at all! So fake!
"Hahahahahaha" <-- cannot....too crazy..too long...normal people wont laugh that long ok! Unless you're crazy!
"Hehehehe" <-- Hmmmmmm....not so convincing...
"WTF!! You go and die! :)" <-- Wow! I like this one! let's do this one! AHAHAHAHAHHAH! Opssss...WTF!! You go and die!! let's begin!
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again....
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR...... it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!