:: To the men(s) who are ungrateful bastards ::

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!







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The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....


What do you think about guys with this kind of mindset? Sorry, if youv own a DICK, then you will kena BOMB as well here! Don't like it? Remove your DICK then, do surgery to become female then.. :) But no offense, it's a just OPEN-Discussion here.

In my opinion, guys (especially this old guy who betrayed her wife) are such a jerk to made such a request. Why can't he make request such as :

1) I wish you to make MY WIFE (current wife, who he live with for 40 years) 30 years old younger than me.

2) I wish you to make MY WIFE prettier and younger!

3) I wish you to make us live happily everyday until the death separate us.

4) I wish both of us to die at the same time, same place, so we will not live alone without each other in future <-- So romantic right?

5 ) I wish both of us to remains at age 30 and never get old!

6) I wish to live forever with my beloved wife!

7) I wish there is only one women in this world and that is my WIFE! <-- Awwwwwww~

So, what you will wish for? :)

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:: SMKS24 BBQ @ Bandar Puteri ::

BBQ = Barbeque = BABI-QUE = Queing pig, something that all of us dying to have since long long time ago. At last, our wish comes true when all of us started to plan a week before our actual BBQ day. Yeay!

We have a long list on what to buy for our BBQ's ingredients, and these includes Chicken Wings, Fish, Marshmallow, Meat Balls, and so on so on. It's another SMKS24 gathering after our latest birthday celebration last 2 months. This event takes place at Yves's house which was located at Bandar Puteri, Klang. Originally, there will be 15 peoples in our list which include some of of our ex-secondary schoolmate.

Facebook event invitation has been sent out [ Pro leh!!!], mail has been sent out and it's time to prepare for the big day~ We meet up 8:30am in the morning for our early pasar session at nearby market.

We went to buy wet ingredients which includes Chicken Wing, Squid, Fish, Pork and some pork meatballs too. We, 4 SMSK24 "school-flower" attack the market, the seller to be specific in the hope to get discounted price for our foods.

Guess what, we manage to bargain for cheaper price. And suprisingly they give us RM0.50~ RM1.00 discount! WTF!! Our "cat face" only worth RM0.50 ~ RM1.00! LOL!

So, we giving up using our "natural beauty" to succeed the vege/meat seller, but to use our eyes to pick fresh seafood and meats. Brilliant right? Heheheheh!

We used almost RM100 to get foods and some vegetables only in the 1st session of market attack, and we still have 2nd session to attack Tesco to get other ingredients. OMG! I'm not sure how much the ending cost will be! Heheheheh!

Finished with the morning market session, it's time to prepare the food for the night session. This means all the housework which I rarely do at home. What? Washing/Cleaning the chicken wings, plucking the chicken's bulu, cleaning the chicken's wing pore, WTF!, peeling off the onion, washing the squids, all involving washing and peeling.

Last but not least, include washing the floors too!! LOL! I bet Yves should pay us for helping her to clean her floor, right rigth? Heheheheheh!

I "cakap so panjang lebar", you guys know what, I did not get the chance to enjoy the food I bought, because I have "something" to do at night. I only manage to contribute to accompany and fetch them to market in the morning. Damn!

Choosing the squids.....eeeee..So geli~

"Modern Auntie" picking the chicken wings...
She says : "Ini..itu.....that one....that one alot of bulu..cannot" Hahahhahah!

The "ikan kembung"..SF expensive leh!

We bought "ikan pari" too......Thanks to Michelle being able to lure that guy to cut us middle part....from a new big one..

I said : "You see the chicken wing!!!"
The auntie selling said : "This budak, gila"

Wow! Fresh carrot!!

Me buying errrrr...sausage???? Nope, we got the pork meatball here!

And we went to eat dim sum as our breakfast!

We reward ourselves with RM10 roasted pork too!

Yummyyyyyyyyyyy!!

It's time to clean all the stuff we bought!!

And chop chop chop chop!!!!

Not to forget, Yves plucking the pandan leaves...

Lastly, the cleaning activity...us being the maids to clean the floor! Phewwwww!! How's my pose holding the broom and the pipe?? Cool or not? WTF!!!

I only can use my eyes to enjoy their BBQ's stuff, but cannot smell, eat or sniff it! WTF!!! I hate this~ Please don't share thse photos to me eh, this is so torturing, man! However, I think I still have the mood to post them out for the sharing purpose.

And I will remove it in a day or two, so I won't be jeles'ing here why I can't join them for actuall BBQ! Cis ~ Cis again~
I hope we can organize another BBQ session and I will make sure I can join, I can BBQ, I can grill, I can camwhore with the grilled chicken wing!! CIS!!!!! again~

Ok, let's the picture do the talking, coz my saliva is drolling seeing all the grilled foods on the table and on their hand! *slurrrrppppp*

Wow! Can you see all of themmmmmmmmmmm~ Wah liao eh!

The group for the night....


The superman for the night =__=", where is outside underwear, Superman???


Demonstrating "How to hold chicken wing"!


Chew's family joining too :)







Cute act , demonstrating how to hold marshmallow! LOL!


Group photo...I should be one of them....sighhhH~


Yes, i see it, Khj! 2 chicken wings~ =_="Don't tempt me anymore!!!


Posing gals!! Pose!!

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::Errily Ghost Bus ::

Check this out guys! This is a true story of a guy who bumped into "Ghost story"!! Trust me, you will be shocked!! Trust me, scroll down to read!

"Brian loves to go out at night but during the 7th month of the lunar calender, he would automatically reach home before dark falls. That unfortunate night, he had to work late and co-incidentally it was the 14th of the month. It was the day that was believed to be the most darkest day of any of the days in the 7th month. Brian absorbed in his work, totally forgot about that day until about 10pm his colleague that was about to leave for home reminded him.

Nervously looking at his watch, Brian quickly finished up the remaining of his work and packed home. By the time Brian reached the bus stop, it was already 11pm. Brian kept on looking at his watch off and on as the clock ticked closer to 12 midnight. While wondering why it took so long for the bus to reach, he suddenly looked up and saw a bus approaching. Because he was so afraid of meeting up with ghost or spirits, he hopped on the bus without a second thought.

As he jumped onto the slowing approaching bus, he wondered why the bus was moving slowly. Never mind that, he was puzzled by the empty seats on the bus. Perhaps it was late, he thought but as that thought disappeared he felt eerily uncomfortable and decided to look for the bus driver instead. As he peered to the driver seat from behind, he was shocked that there was no driver at the driver’s seat! Fear took over him and immediately he hopped off the slowly moving bus. You see, at that time, the bus was moving up hill and Brian jumping off the bus, slipped and ended up rolling back hill.

To his surprise, he heard a voice, “Hey man! Are you playing games hopping on and off the bus? Come and help us push the bus!”. Its no wonder that the bus was moving slowly. Its because the passangers and bus driver was pushing the broke down bus from behind! "

Courtesy of http://www.spookycorner.com/ for sharing! :)

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:: Sayonara, Soon Khai::

It's time for another farewell after Kah Wai. This guy, SoonKhai just joined our team for less than 2 months and now he's off-loading from Spansion IT board again. He quit for a better job oppurtunity, possibility of being boss. So, no one dare to ask him to stay. Hahahahahah!

We went to nearest place for our lunch, as usual we decided to go to Sunway Pyramid which is 15~20 minutes from Spansion. Fast and easy~

Originally, we plan to go Kim Gary, mana tau we need to wait at least 10~15 minutes to be seated [so PA KIU BEI!!], so we decided to switch to Wong Kok Char Chan Teng which is located few minutes walks away from Kim Gary.

They think only Kim Gary had Yin Yang tea? They think only Kim Gary had cheese-baked rice? *showing beh-song face hmmppppppp!!* LOL!

Ok, then we seated out butts on Wong Kok Char Chan Teng's chairs. And started to order. One strange thing is happening is the staffs working there are so weird. They keep on passing us the menu which is not valid for the time we were there.

Eg: Menu for breakfast which only valid from 8am~ 11am =__="
Eg: Menu for tea-time which only valid from 3:30pm onwards =__="
Eg: Explaining some discount dishes which suitable for large group peoples, but not valid for the time we were there. =__="

So stupid right... WTF! I almost feel want to punch them using my small but POWERFUL punch! Or kick them using my short but GENG CHAO leg! =___="

Phewwwww!! Ok, back to the farewell. The set lunch I think very worth to take. It consists of one main dish, one soup, one drink, and one fruit platter, and the price ranges from RM9.90 onwards. See!! So, being me (abit kiam, even though not me paying) I ordered the RM11.90 set lunch which consists of Mee+chicken, Brokosh Soup, Tea Ice and Fruit. Yummyyyy!

Okla.....let's picture do the talking..... OK, Picture #1..........open your mouth... *I think I got mental problem* Please bear with me! :)

The menu for the day


The set lunch for the day

Soon Khai (the hero) and Micheal (my supervisor)


That is the guy who played us like 3 years old kid! Telling us all the promotions/discount which is not valid! WTF!!! Fire him la Boss!


Me me me!


Them them them!


Hahahah! The pose...so gay leh~ *shivering!*


Nothing to say...


Our table 13!


The "socks" tea!


The fruit platter!


The brokosh soup!


The HOKKIEN MEE!


My set..looks ok right? Yummmyy! But I eat only half of mee, half of meat.....I donated them to Micheal and Soon Khai !

Modelling~


Shirrene, another colleague of mine (She's chinese, she's thai, she's Siamese!) Terror leh!


The tiny mini girl, Yen Nee!




Cute act!


Us! before leaving! CHAKKKK! SMILE!!!


Cute act from us! =___="

SAYONARA and GOOD LUCK Soon Khai!! Thanks for your lunch and do remember us ok!

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