Award - Honest Scrap

Thanks to Donna The Dolly for "rewarding" me this so-called reward which require me to reward this to another 7 bloggers so they can reward the award to another 7 bloggers once they receive this award so the other 7 bloggers can continue the award chain and pass to another 7 bloggers so they can............... where I am now...how many levels already? Pheewwww~ you know what I mean? LOL!

Selecting 7 recipients for the award is my 1st concern, as I do not know who should I reward to and further need to consider whether will they continue the reward chain as what I did. Who knows the person who failed to persuade / convince the award recipient will somehow ended with a bad luck for the rest of 7 days if fail to complete the task in 7 days! WTF! Ok, my imagination too good.. @__@ No, I think it will not happen gua *Dolly, won't right?*

Apart from that, there is another golden rule for Honest Scrap award receiver which is to list down 10 honest things about ourself. That is my 2nd concern considering I do not know what to share about the real me. LOL! *dragging all readers aside...I only know how to tell lies eh!*

Anyway, are you ready? *Drum rolling sound* Ta...daaaa!!! Presenting 10 honest things about Elaine Tam Sook Ling.

1# I'm not that innocent as what I looks like
Hamsap Por is my first name...Nola, it is the nickname given by my friends because I always relate any of our conversation topic with dick, condom, make love, or something grossy like ass, ass hole, nipple, breast, banana and bla bla bla..WTF! Actually, my intention is to make the topic as HOT & FUNNY as possible. But, too bad they mis-interpret my intention and named me with such a "cool" nickname. Being honest to all (since this is honest award anyway), actually, I'm not that hamsap actually. LOL!

2# I had minor Alzheimer at age 25 WTF!
I always being called "big head prawn" by my families, my friends and whoever think I am a prawn instead of a human. One of my friend even named me as "Big Head Prawn" as his contact for my phone number. I can barely remember what happen last weekend (or sometime yesterday) and I need to act like crazy women asking around "Eh eh, what happen? What is it? Oh is it?". God, please let me remember that I used to be a award recipient for Honest Scrap Award! LOL!

3# I don't poo like normal homo-sapiens
I still poo while squatting, I still poo using the ass hole instead of other hole (=_=" No No, I'm not that ham sap one related to 1#! I'm not!), I still poo brown colored-shit (sometime black when I'm hot internally) instead of pink, purple or orange. The only difference is normal human will poo at least once a day while my highest record is not passing motion for the whole week 7 days. Just imagine all the smelly shits resides and make me at least 5kgs heavier. Ya ya..In other word, CONSTIPATION! Shii~ Don't yell so loud la~

4# I'm a SUPER DUPER Lazy Bug
Yes, I am! I don't like to sleep but I don't like to clean my room (until I was force by my mom to do s0), I don't like to fold the clothes (until I was force to do so since my both sisters move out after got married), I don't like to iron the working attire (until I was desperate out of clothes options), I don't like to do......... almost everything. How I wish I can hire a maid, so she will do it everything! LOL!

5#I love shopping
As normal women/lady, everyone like to shop and same as me. I like to shopping provided I have a "big water supply", means strong financial status either from parents, boyfriend, or myself. I like to fit all the clothes and camwhore in the fitting room, I like to buy those high heel shoe and store them in the shoe rack, I like to buy those dresses and let it "berhabuk" in the wardrobe, but considering that the $$$$$$ will reducing after I bought it, then I will think twice! So, the most I can camwhore in the fitting room only. Sigh~

6# I don't like to stay at home alone
Yes, I'm so scared of getting lonely because I will feel my whole body is being bitten by alot of "kutu" when I started to get lonely with nothing to do at home. I like to go out (with friends of course), I like to do outing (with friends of course), I like to do anything outside the house (with whoever). So, please give me a call when you think or NOT thinking of me! WTF!

7# I hate SF hate when people calling me "FAT"
Yes, even though I'm not fat now (but still chubby), but I still SFFFFF hate when I heard people calling me fat. When I used to had 60kgs as my weight, everybody around keep on asking "Wah! Why you so fat already?" or saying "Don't eat so much, you very fat already!". =__=" I promise myself I will not letting other people calling me fat by now. I SWEAR to LAMP and TABLE! So, please don't mention the word "FAT" in front of me! Thank you! Hahahah!

8# I'm very short in height in actual
Now only I realise that my actual height not reaching 160cm. I used to record 160cm at least on my report-card, registration form, or any registration with "HEIGHT" column. Sometime, I thought myself who had 161 or 162cm bear-foot. After accurate height-recording, my actual height only at 157cm (highest). Damn it! I will not being able to be model or air-stewardes as my career for the rest of my life. Sigh~

9# I am a "banana"
No no, not the banana that you think which the banana is. LOL! The "banana" that I'm saying is the term that people used to give to Chinese who do not know how to read/write chinese word. I only know few SUPER DUPER simple chinese word + my 3 chinese name. Those simple word only limited to "ren (human)", "da (big)", "siao (small)", one, two , three, four until nine, and last but not least my chinese name "tan su lin". So, please stop forwarding those chinese-mail to me because I AM A BANANA! I AM A GONG CHIU!

10# I'm a terrible singer
Sigh~ Another career was crossed out from the list which is "Singer" because I had terrible voice. I only can sing low key everytime I visit Karaoke. I can only sing low-key male song such as Micheal Learn To Rocks's song. Considering point #9, I can only sing low key + English song when I go to karaoke with my friends = LIMITED song selection. WTF! I wish I could sing those famous chinese song sang by Joey Yong, Miriam Yeung, Twins, and so on. Sigh~

That's all about 10 honest things about me. Hopefully I'm honest enough to make you know me more. Here I would award this "Honest Scrap" award to fellows as below, and hope to you all more!

1. Teruterubonzu
2. Taufulou
3. Eric Yoong
4. Stephanie
5. Ah Yat
6. Lisa
7. Donna (Congratulations! You need to come out with another 10 honest things about yourself! LOL! Don't thanks me, you worth it!)

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:: Dynamic Music Note ::

I think this is somehow useful MUSIC NOTE to share with, because I think it provide a lot of inspiration to all MUSICIANS to work with.

You can choose any notes to play with, and I'm sure it will end with remarkable memories of MUSICS throughout the process.

Female MUSICIANS and Male MUSICIANS can sing these notes at almost anywhere. bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, public toilet, hall room, staircase, ANYWHERE! LOL!!

Oh ok…I’m not that music-talented ok…I'm not saying the A#...B# flat notes, I'm not saying that I know to read music note, I'm not saying I know how to play piano... Ok, forget about the music..

Something that I think is funny...That I want to share with you all here. Those who needs it might think it's resourceful, and you might use this as references! LOL! Let me know you are familar with which "NOTES"...HAHAHHAHAH!

So which one you like the most? WTF!!!

P/S : Ok, personally I don't understand the last pose (the 1st from right, 1st row from bottom) : I assume the middle one is Male..

The the one kneeing down can be female/male..But how about the one at his back??? Male or female? If it's male, means male XXX male? Or if female they are using what to XXX?

Confusing... Anyone can enlighten me? Sorry, I'm a NAIVE gal...HAHHAHAHAH!!

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:: XiuXiu Photo Editor (free download oh!)::

Hi, I have something to share with you all today. Maybe some of you have tried this before, but anyway you can download it for Free and try it if you have not tried it before.

This XiuXiu Photo Editor is a photo editing software (self-description from the name of the software right? LOL). It provides various tools for you to accessories your photo. It also works like Photoshop where you can smoothen your skin, adding false eyelashes (I like this the most!), make up yourself to look better, adding WIG to your photo, change your eyebrow, and MORE!!

You can download from http://xiuxiu.meitu.org/ for FREE, and unfortunately it's in Chinese! But however, me who is a BANANA (mean english/malay educated student also manage to simply click to edit the photo based on the icons they provided. I bet you can also do the same like me!

I will provide brief introduction on the tools provided by this software, which I think you would like to test it by yourself.

Tool #1
Makeup Tool

If you would like to experience on how you looks like when you put on your blusher/eye shadow or even with colored-lenses, you can try their make up tool. You can do whatever you want with your face here! Believe me, you will be impressed with the after effect.

Tips : Get a picture taken with flash, with the face which can be clearly seen for an easier touch-up.

Tool#2
Image Special Effect

You can change how the photo looks like by using the image effect. It provides several of image effects to colorize your photo. Eg: to make it looks antique, change to grayscale, and more.

Tool #3
Adding Animated Image/Text

Nevertheless, this software provides you the tool to add cutie-mutie animated text such as cartoon and text (mostly Chinese WTF!!)

Tips : Blogger does not allow the upload of animated GIF using their post editor, it will become static image. Alternatively, you can upload the image to other Free Webhosting such as ImageShack (http://imageshack.us).

Then get the URL and use that to include in your post, to ensure the animated images works as intended.

Tool #4
Normal tool : Adding Frames

XiuXiu provided with various of frames for us to choose in adding frames to the photo we uploaded. Nothing to impress about this tool, but worth to give it a try if you do not have money to buy photo frame for your own. LOL!

Tool #5
Special Effects

What I named it special effects? It’s because you will get a chance to appear on billboard, appear to be in television, and appear to be a celebrities by using this tool. This works very similar to http://www.photofunia.com/ if youuse PhotoFunia before.

Tool #6
Cartoonish yourselves!

I like this tool the most, because we can choose any BODY we want with our head dangling/dancing/moving along as animated GIF. This is so funny! You guys should try it out!

Tips : To get a better moving stunts, choose a picture of you facing the front.

Ok, now it's time to see my art-work! Just simply pick a photo for editing for demonstration purpose! Are you ready????

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Using Make Up Tool


Using Image Special Effect Tool #2


Ta..daaaaa.....Cute or not??? Me with my hulla-hoop and me as Japanese student!! *blushing blushing*

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:: To the men(s) who are ungrateful bastards ::

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!







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The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....


What do you think about guys with this kind of mindset? Sorry, if youv own a DICK, then you will kena BOMB as well here! Don't like it? Remove your DICK then, do surgery to become female then.. :) But no offense, it's a just OPEN-Discussion here.

In my opinion, guys (especially this old guy who betrayed her wife) are such a jerk to made such a request. Why can't he make request such as :

1) I wish you to make MY WIFE (current wife, who he live with for 40 years) 30 years old younger than me.

2) I wish you to make MY WIFE prettier and younger!

3) I wish you to make us live happily everyday until the death separate us.

4) I wish both of us to die at the same time, same place, so we will not live alone without each other in future <-- So romantic right?

5 ) I wish both of us to remains at age 30 and never get old!

6) I wish to live forever with my beloved wife!

7) I wish there is only one women in this world and that is my WIFE! <-- Awwwwwww~

So, what you will wish for? :)

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::Errily Ghost Bus ::

Check this out guys! This is a true story of a guy who bumped into "Ghost story"!! Trust me, you will be shocked!! Trust me, scroll down to read!

"Brian loves to go out at night but during the 7th month of the lunar calender, he would automatically reach home before dark falls. That unfortunate night, he had to work late and co-incidentally it was the 14th of the month. It was the day that was believed to be the most darkest day of any of the days in the 7th month. Brian absorbed in his work, totally forgot about that day until about 10pm his colleague that was about to leave for home reminded him.

Nervously looking at his watch, Brian quickly finished up the remaining of his work and packed home. By the time Brian reached the bus stop, it was already 11pm. Brian kept on looking at his watch off and on as the clock ticked closer to 12 midnight. While wondering why it took so long for the bus to reach, he suddenly looked up and saw a bus approaching. Because he was so afraid of meeting up with ghost or spirits, he hopped on the bus without a second thought.

As he jumped onto the slowing approaching bus, he wondered why the bus was moving slowly. Never mind that, he was puzzled by the empty seats on the bus. Perhaps it was late, he thought but as that thought disappeared he felt eerily uncomfortable and decided to look for the bus driver instead. As he peered to the driver seat from behind, he was shocked that there was no driver at the driver’s seat! Fear took over him and immediately he hopped off the slowly moving bus. You see, at that time, the bus was moving up hill and Brian jumping off the bus, slipped and ended up rolling back hill.

To his surprise, he heard a voice, “Hey man! Are you playing games hopping on and off the bus? Come and help us push the bus!”. Its no wonder that the bus was moving slowly. Its because the passangers and bus driver was pushing the broke down bus from behind! "

Courtesy of http://www.spookycorner.com/ for sharing! :)

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:: Post of the day ::

Nothing Special but something to laugh on..I got this fromsome spam mail escalated to my company's email. And it did make my day somehow! You know, facing computers 9 hours a day (working + lunch time) could make my brain sucks with all working stuff!

Come and laugh with me too! Ok, let's rehearse how to laugh before we proceed...
Are you ready?

Come...1st trial..
"Haha-haha-haha" <-- cannot....not sync at all! So fake!

2nd trial..
"Hahahahahaha" <-- cannot....too crazy..too long...normal people wont laugh that long ok! Unless you're crazy!

3rd trial..
"Hehehehe" <-- Hmmmmmm....not so convincing...

4th trial..
"WTF!! You go and die! :)" <-- Wow! I like this one! let's do this one! AHAHAHAHAHHAH! Opssss...WTF!! You go and die!! let's begin!

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again....

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR...... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

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:: I'm a MURDERER::

While I was resting to take my bath after a long tiring day yesterday night, all of a sudden I heard some screeching sound produced from my florescent light.

I was so shocked to see a bee (a baby bee- based on the size of it) playing around in my room, enjoying his happily moment on the light.

Being a normal human, scared of bitten by the bee to be specific, start my mission to kill it to prevent it from biting me! WTF! I’m normal human OK! You will act the same as me, if you meet a bee (potential killing bee) in your room ok! LOL!

Roll up my sleeve and running downstairs to get help. Not sure what should I get as a tool to protect me and a tool to kill the bee. Running to kitchen, turning my eyes right and left searching for a TOOL!

How about a butcher knife? Deett!! Cannot, too big and the possibilities of killing myself is higher than killing the bee! Because I will lost my rational thoughts when I got nervous! Scary leh~ so a big No No No for butcher knife.

How about getting a fork? Dettt!! Cannot also, because too small! It will take me ages to kill an aggressively flying bee.

How about getting a plate, so I can use to throw at the bee? Deettt!! Cannot, the possibilities of the plate bouncing back and hit myself is higher as compare in successfully killing the bee.

Change my area, running to hall room to find suitable tool.

I saw the sofa’s big pillow. How about using the pillow, so I can throw to the bee and for sure pillow won’t bounce back like the plate! Dettt!! Cannot, the possibilities me dying higher than the bee dying because MY MOM will KILL me for dirtying her pillow!

How about getting the coffee table? Deettt!! Stupid idea!

At last, I found my savor, ShieldTox! Phewwww! Now only I realize it’s hard to find a mosquitoes killer in my house. Should ask mom to stock in more for emergency use like now. WTF!

Ok, grabbed the Shieldtox and run upstairs again to start my mission to hunt for the bee in my room (hopefully it’s still there).

Yes, the bee do not know how to write the “DIE” word, not knowing he will sooner end his life as bee and going to hell soon without even have his own grave. WTF!! Am I too cruel to handle a baby bee? I don’t care, I do not want to get bite and who knows this bee bitten a H1N1 or AIDS patient before and I will directly get transmitted with those disease through the bite (Errrr………it can be transferred in such way or not? Heheheheheh!)
I manage to video the process of killing the bee from the moment I spray the Shieldtox, the moment of the bee struggling to run away until the moment he take the last breath in this world.
See, I’m good to you already, bee! At least you leave some mark in this world, you leave with proud! LOL! Enjoy and please comment on my editing skill. Tell me you love it, baby! Heheheheh!

* Worth to wait for a while * Don't move away~ Puhh..leaseeeeeeeeeeee~

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:: I used too ........ ::

Jeng jeng jeng~ Presenting 1996 SMKS24 FormStandard 6 prefect! Spot where am i! Jeng Jeng Jeng!
Hint : I'm standing 45 degrees, and at a position very closely to soneone with tudung! LOL!
Answer : I'm 7th one from right on 2nd row from bottom.

Standard 6 class too! Where am I??? I'm very outstanding one...spot me spot me!
Hint : This time I stand firmly facing in front...With obvious one big one small eye! WTF!
Answer : I'm the 6th one from left on 3rd row from bottom.

Found these old photos of “us” during primary school ; Us = me and my primary school schoolmates. No doubt Facebook is a very powerful community host where I manage to contact back with almost all of them who were in the photos, thanks to tagging utility in Facebook.

By seeing these photos, it reminds me to a lot of primary school memories (even though not a lot due to my low memory storage, only 512MB and it almost runs out of space by now at age 25!WTF! So anyone willing to spare little bit of memory to me, so I can’t have bigger storage?)

I used to be the class monitor/vice-monitor or at least the committee some job in the class such as be the one whom responsible in sweeping the floor (Ahli Jawatankuasa Kebersihan). Always ended with me alone sweeping the floor instead of ordering people to clean the floor! LOL~

I used to be the prefect for 3 years since standard 3. I remember I had the mindset to be prefect so I can easily bully people when wearing the blue outfits! You know la, if you want to own the world, you must be the master! Just like if you want to get more money to become rich, go be Malaysia Policemen/women, so you can get “duit kopi” whenever you feel you want to. Rich isn’t it? Money that will not be finished spending. LOL!

I used to admire (secretly) a Malay boy because I mingle with Malays a lot and moreover, it’s kebangsaan primary school. Not only 1..2….but more than that. Fuyyoohhh~ “Fat hiao” at such a young age, right? The one that I remember the most is when I admire a standard 6 senior when I’m standard 5, Mr H*. Unfortunately, rumors saying he admire (secretly) my older sister, May. That Malay boy is the son of our headmaster and he’s cute too. *blushing blushing* I remember I used to peep/stalk at him while passing his class or while having his lunch at the open-air canteen. You want to know the ending? Me with Leong now, May with her husband now, Mr H with somebody somewhere out there. WTF!!

I used to be the person who stand in front of Monday’s morning “perhimpunan” and be the lead to read the “Rukun Negara” with all the students following after me. Ba pei leh~ HAHAHAHAH!

Elaine : Angkat tangan *everybody following*
Elaine : "Kepercayaan kepada tuhan...."
All students : "Kepercayaan kepada tuhan...."
Elaine : "bla bla bla...."
All students : "bla bla bla"

I used to be outstanding student during my primary school. I participate actively in sports such as netball. I also representing school in story-telling competition and I got famous because of that. Why? Because the teacher always ask me to perform in front of the students gathering during the Monday “perhimpunan” WTF! Recalling back, I was acting so stupid in front of people where I need to wear stupid “Labah-labah (spider)” costume and be the clown to make people happy. Oh, for your information the title of the story is “Labah-labah yang bodoh”. Too bad I can’t find any picture of me with that costume, but I’m willing to paint it out for better illustration. You can imagine me, with 2 pillows (one on top, and on below) and with 6 sticks of harden carboard dangling on my side body. =____=”

Please believe me, I really wearing D.I.Y customize spider costume....

I used to join a lot of singing competitions which I’ve blogged earlier and I guess that’s how my talent in dancing (now in disco or during clubbing WTFFF!!) was developed! LOL!!

Me in yelllow costume! Cute leh~

I used to be librarian too (thanks to Fufu for reminding). People said you become librarian because you like to read book. Huh? WTF! I hate reading books wor, I became librarian for the sake of getting the librarian tag! Kekekekekek!

I guess that’s what I can squeeze from my 512MB memory. It’s really fun to recall back the memories, and I wish the time can turns back to that era where my mind still full with kids enjoyments, own full of freedom to do whatever we want (which does not involve money), with all the puppy loves and so on.

How about you? Which is your best and happiest era of times? During your primary school as well?

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:: Rat + Novel + Me = ???? ::

Continue with the “Rat catching Mission” at our house with my mom as the agent 008. Mom suspected there are still a lot of rat-king “followers” despite of the dying of the king last weekend.

Agent 008 attempts to try again by putting the bloody smelly and sticky rat glue with the chicken bone hopefully being able to trick the stupid buffalo rats again. Unfortunately, the attempts failed, thinking that maybe the followers knows how the king of the rat died in horrified, so they had increasing their security wall and broadcast out the warning :

“WARNING!!! To my all rat buddies, please be reminded to stay away from any gray alike liquid. Don’t move any steps closer you will end like how our King Rat died the other day!” – said the leader.

“YES SIR!!!” – said other followers.

Knowing that, this agent 008 changed her strategy and uses the rat cage this time! What a creative and brilliant agent *tapping mom’s shoulder*

Finally, the mission success again by successfully catches another follower of rat “puak”. Jeng Jeng Jeng! Another hot-water boiling mission to end the rat’s life dated on 14th September 2009.

Rat : HELP AH!! TOLONG AH!! KAU MENG AH!!

Rat : Die me la this time! Die ledi la! Sighhhh~ TOLONG AH!!

I have good news to be share with you all! Are you ready? Are you sure you are ready? Are you sure you are ready to sure that you are ready? WTF! Ok ok….

I want to tell you guys that now I started to fall in love in reading novel. I mean really those novels with ONLY words without photo/scratching/images! WTF! I use to hate those fiction novels, especially those with few hundreds of pages with few thousands/millions of words. I always wondering why spend our specious time and our eye’s effort in reading those words, reading those stupid love horror novels where we can use to do something else.

I used to fall asleep when I flipped thru few pages and the book was left on the bed or dropping under the bed.

But I found myself start loving in reading the book before going to sleep. Thanks Hui Juin for borrowing me this love-fiction novel titled “P.S I Love You” to kill my free time.

This story is about a woman, named Holly who lost her husband who had brain tumor. Struggling to continue her life without her beloved husband, found herself struggling a lot to be herself alone. She felt so reluctant to meet with her family, with her friends, reluctant to eat memorizing her husband all the time, feeling lost without her husband.

However, she started to re-arrange her life once she found out her husband left a bunch of letters written before his last breath. The letters was meant to be open every month with month indicator on each envelope. The letter ended with “P.S : I love you”.

I’m still reading this, moving towards on how she gained back her life and gain the courage to fall in love again. It make me think how would I react if I were Holly who lost her beloved and need to leave alone in the big house without someone to responsible in taking care of me, without someone to care about me, without someone who fight with me and so on.

It makes me think that I shall be grateful that I’m still having him with me now, even though we always ended our days with arguments. At least I still have him side by side with me now instead both of us in separate world and heaven. I shall try to be grateful by making our days together as colorful and as happy as possible instead of spending the time mouth fighting with each other. I will try my best, B….

Ok ok, back to blog. So, I’ve gained my interest in reading novel and I’m looking forward to look for any other interesting novel to read. Drop me suggestion if you have one in mind ok? Arigatoh!

Last but not least, the quiz for the day in guessing where I took this picture. I found it funny if you ever found out the actual answer. Let’s see if you knew me well…. ^__^

Jeng Jeng Jeng~

1st guess (from my future colleague) : Taken in a toilet with seat toilet bowl <-- LOL!!
2nd guess (from Eric Lee) : Taken in a public toilet another <-- LOL!! Why everyone guess i'm in a toilet? It looks like a toilet??? Or I looks like shitting/peeing? @__@

Opssss…..My latest camwhored photo. How do I look with this hair style? Some of them said I looks OLD and some of them said very TRENDY and some of them remain SILENT……Me myself think this hair style if very easy to style which save a lot of my straightening and blowing hair time. What you think?

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:: Super Rat Glue ::

Have you ever heard of Super Rat Glue? Normally, only Super Elephant Glue is sell at any stores including 7-eleven, supermarket, book store and etc.

But this is the 1st time I've encounter into super rat glue, which I used to describe the rat which was glued superly hard on the glue! hahahahaha!

The story began when mum has a plan to catch this "notti" rat who treating our kitchen as it's own playground (lingering around), treating our back room as it's toilet (shitting and peeing around), treating our kitchen like it's food storage (stealing our food) or treating our basin as it's jaccuzii bathtub (bathing in).

My mum has bought Type A (where Tom used it to catch Jerry in the cartoon) rat trap to catch him(or her). Mum has been trying for few days by putting bread on the trap hoping to "kill" him once there is a attempt to steal our food again. But, I guess the rat so experienced where he manage to eat the bread without touching or stepping the rat trap! Geng chao right?!

Type A rat trap, which failed to catch this tricky rat.

Mum started to feel ""annoyed" and "desperate", and decide to bought Rat Glue to catch him, to stick him to be specific. The smell of the glue Yucckkkk!!! damn smelly! I can even smell it upstairs (from my room). But, for the sake of catching this "notti" destroyer, no choice. Mom apply a paste of glue onto the board with few pices of plain bread as the "umpan" to lure him/her out.

At last, mum's effort was paid by being able to catch...err...to stick him. Me being blogger can't stand of the resistance to take out the camera and snap his/her face before his/her last breath in this world. Frankly, I got feel pity when seeing the rat stuggling to get rid of the glue on his leg/body, hoping to be rescue by someone, or hoping to be free.

But unfortunately, my mum is bukan orang sebarangan, and you will not be able to leave alive once you are in her palm! And she will use hot 200 celcius boiled water to kill him in one sort. "Less pain wor" <- as claimed by my mum everytime she became the murderer to kill the rat. So, this is end of the life of a rat in this world. *thinking, I'm a rat too, because I was born in rat year* Does that mean my mum is killing my buddies(same generation) or species? OMG!! Shall I become the rescuer to rescue him from the hell of boiling water? But, I guess it's too late as my mum has become the murderer *again* by now I guess. Farewell Mr Rat! Hopefully you can be a human on your next life so you will have the chance to kill the rat too. Goodbye! Sayonara! Amin!!!

He is struggling..hardly...


I can hear he screaming while moving around hoping to free himself. Pity him~


Last shot before he leave this world. Goodbye ratty! Be good rat on your next rat life!

P/S :
9th September 2009 - Failed to set another SUPER RAT GLUE trap, the rat became smarter rat already! WTF!!!!!